**Fair warning: I’m pregnant, ranty and have just plain had enough. If the title wasn’t already a dead giveaway, there are bad words in this post. If implied and actual cuss words offend you, then this may not be the post for you.
Once upon a time, I had witty comebacks. People would look at our ever-growing family and say stupid things like, “Don’t you know what causes that?” and I would reply with a saucy smile, “Yes, and we’re really good at it