Can You Please Stop Rubbing My Intestines?


I must not be scowling enough. That’s the only explanation I can come up with for why so many people are already rubbing my belly.
At barely 16 weeks pregnant, the bump in my middle is already basketball-ish thanks to blown ab muscles (properly called diastasis recti) and some extra chub. Welcome to my 12th pregnancy and also being pregnant over 40. The odds just aren’t in my favor for looking adorable; I’m already just looking really knocked up


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