“Thank Your For Teaching Me To Use The Toilet”


Happy Mother’s Day to all of the Moms, Grandmoms, Step-Moms, Birth-Moms, Like-A-Moms, Godmoms, and everyone out there who has ever loved and/or been loved by a child.
My morning started with a procession of children coming to hug me and wish me a “Happy Mother’s Day!” They gave me a new laptop “because you like to write,” and three homemade Mother’s Day Cards.
While the laptop is very nice, it’s the cards that I will be re-reading years after my children have moved out of my house. (Heck, I might just frame them and hang them on my wall.)
“You look so pretty with your long hair and your zombie eyes” ~ the 4-year-old
Then from the group came:

and inside:

it reads:
Dear Mom,
Thank you for putting up with all of our crap all year round 24/7

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