Latest from the “Sin Makes You Stupid” file, via the NY Post:
A cheating UK hubby is “in a blind panic” over his extramarital affair — now that he has contracted the coronavirus on a secret trip to Italy with his mistress, according to a new report.
The unnamed patient, in his late 30s — described as “well-heeled and with a high-flying job” — told his wife he was away on a business trip within the UK, the Sun reported.
When the man returned home, he began showing symptoms of the deadly bug, and tests confirmed that he was in fact infected, according to the report.
“This patient is the talk of public health officials,” a source with knowledge of the situation told the outlet. “His case would be funny if it wasn’t quite so serious.”
Actually, it’s funny AND serious. The man disobeyed the 9th commandment: “Thou shalt not COVID thy neighbor’s wife.” Dude could be a Darwin Award nominee.
According to The Sun, the husband’s more worried about having his adultery exposed than being sick. Which means his wife knows he has the virus – and she has self-isolated in their home – but doesn’t know he caught it while being unfaithful. What an asshat. Oh, and he won’t divulge his mistress’ name either. Double asshat.
I hope she finds out so she can take him for all he’s worth in divorce. He deserves it. He doesn’t come across as repentant, remorseful, or contrite, which is the bigger tragedy.
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