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Man Says Apocalypse to Occur 9/23, Available for Interviews Next Week

This is absolutely priceless. I love it. From Express.co.uk: It is not known whether David Meade is losing confidence in his prediction the apocalypse will begin on Saturday, September 23, or whether he, like many others, believes the process will … Continue reading

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Jesus Is Watching

Taking “graven images” to a whole new level. A part of me wants this for my tombstone. This is so wrong, it’s almost right. h/t Catholic Memes Return to The Catholic Conspiracy

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BREAKING! Vatican Considers Hosting Flat Earth Theory Synod in 2018

(AoftheANews) – VATICAN CITY – Unconfirmed reports from the Eternal City indicate that the Pontifical Academy of Sciences is close to announcing a Flat Earth Theory Synod for some time in 2018. According to the AoftheA News Vatican Bureau, two … Continue reading

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Oxymoron for Today: Catholic Jesuit

Joining the ranks of well-known oxymorons “Military intelligence”, “accurate reporting”, and “liberal tolerance” comes the latest and greatest addition: Catholic Jesuit. Okay, maybe it’s not exactly new. But it’s an oxymoron nonetheless. Earlier this month, in an interview given to Giuseppe … Continue reading

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