Category Archives: USCCB

The Solemnity of the Perpetual Transferal of the Ascension

It wouldn’t hurt to go to Mass today, even if you don’t “have” to. How and when did this transferal in the US take place? Glad you asked. Here’s what the USCCB website says about it, in part: In accord … Continue reading

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USCCB General Assembly: 2017 Should Be “Year of No Comboxes”

(AoftheANews) – BALTIMORE – Reports from the USCCB General Assembly being held in Baltimore indicate that the bishops will propose designating 2017 as “The Year of No Comboxes”. A spokesman for the USCCB, speaking to AoftheA News on condition of anonymity, … Continue reading

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USCCB, Under Armour® Announce New Church Vestments Deal

(AoftheANews) NEW YORK – USCCB officials and representatives from Under Armour® Inc. announced a licensing deal covering priest and deacon vestments for the upcoming 2017 Liturgical Season. The new line of chasubles, stoles, and cassocks, called “Under Armour of God”, will be constructed … Continue reading

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Acts 15, Updated

Some who had come down from the offices of the National Catholic Reporter were instructing the brothers, “Contraception is not a hindrance to being saved. Go ahead and take the pill; it’s okay.”  Because there arose no little dissension and … Continue reading

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