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Local Man Excited for Media’s Annual Holy Week Blasphemous Reporting

(AoftheANews) – AUSTIN – Calling it “Christian reporting’s most important week of the year”, Austin resident Skip Tumahlew expressed excitement over the inevitable blasphemies and distortions the mainstream media will publish summarizing Catholic teaching throughout the week leading up to Easter … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Lead Cantor Suffers Rotator Cuff Injury, Out 6-8 Weeks

(AoftheANews) – CHARLESTON, WV –  St. Clavicle’s liturgical line-up suffered a huge loss last Sunday when starting cantor Cora Coyd seriously injured herself during the 10:00 AM Mass, while raising her arm to lead the congregation in singing the Responsorial Psalm. “Cora’s … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Ushers, Parish Agree to New Contract, Secure Living Wage

(AoftheANews) DETROIT – Ushers and the pastoral staff at Our Lady of Fair Labor Practices agreed to terms to a new 3-year labor contract at the eleventh hour this morning, narrowly avoiding a strike at the downtown Detroit parish. “We didn’t … Continue reading

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The Orlando Massacre and the Tower of Siloam

Luke 13:1-5 ~ 1AND there were present, at that very time, some that told him of the Galileans, whose blood Pilate had mingled with their sacrifices. 2And he answering, said to them: Think you that these Galileans were sinners above all … Continue reading

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