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Pope Francis Uses Fidget Spinner to Explain God During Homily

(AoftheANews) – ROME – Pope Francis surprised the congregation during his homily at Sunday’s Mass, taking a fidget spinner from his pocket and using it to demonstrate the Trinity. “Just as St. Patrick used the three-leaf clover to teach his … Continue reading

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Mattel Newest Ken Doll: All Pimped Out!

As parents, we remain ever-vigilant to ensure that our kids are prepared to handle the secular culture’s immoral and degenerate portrayal of sex. For the most part, we try to protect them from harmful influences while they’re still too young … Continue reading

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