Category Archives: The Progressive Bible

Jesus Is Not Your Political Party Poster Boy

Saw this meme on Facebook yesterday – hadn’t heard of John Fugelsang before this (he’s an actor/comedian, which makes him a highly qualified theologian, doncha know ). One thing I do know is, logic and critical thinking are not his … Continue reading

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Quotes From The Progressive Catholic Bible, No. 1

What the Catholic Bible says: What the Progressive Catholic Bible says: Return to The Catholic Conspiracy

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Progressive Bible Quotes #12

Mk10: 17-21 (McBrien-Kmiec edition) 17And when he was gone forth into the way, a certain man running up and kneeling before him, asked him, “Good Master, what shall I do that I may receive life everlasting?” 18And Jesus said to … Continue reading

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Progressive Bible Quotes #11

Lk 21:1-4 (McBrien-Kmiec edition) 1When Jesus looked up he saw some wealthy people putting their offerings into the treasury 2and he noticed a poor widow putting in two small coins. 3He said, “I tell you truly, this poor widow put … Continue reading

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