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BREAKING! Pope Francis Ordains Two Seminarians Aboard Rome Metro Underground

(AoftheANews) – VATICAN CITY – Unnamed Vatican sources told AoftheA News Vatican Bureau that Pope Francis ordained two seminarians on the Rome subway late last evening, while traveling about the city as the Holy Father is wont to do. “He … Continue reading

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Vatican Officials: “Sorry, We Thought Francis Had Run Out of Crazy Stuff to Say”

(AoftheA News) – Vatican Communications Office members issued a formal apology yesterday, for having incorrectly assumed that Pope Francis had “run out of crazy things to say” earlier in the year, only to be caught off guard by several recent … Continue reading

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Pope Francis Uses Fidget Spinner to Explain God During Homily

(AoftheANews) – ROME – Pope Francis surprised the congregation during his homily at Sunday’s Mass, taking a fidget spinner from his pocket and using it to demonstrate the Trinity. “Just as St. Patrick used the three-leaf clover to teach his … Continue reading

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Pope Francis Approves Miracle Attributed to Solanus Casey

Early this morning, Pope Francis authorized the Congregation for the Causes of the Saints to promulgate several decrees, the first of which was a miracle attributed to the intercession of Venerable Servant of God Fr Solanus Casey. This decree will … Continue reading

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