Category Archives: Parody

Pope Francis to Wash Dogs’ Paws at Rome Animal Shelter on Holy Thursday

(AoftheANews) – ROME – Reports from the Vatican indicate that Pope Francis has scheduled a stop at a local animal shelter to wash the paws of 12 dogs on Holy Thursday, after washing inmates’ feet at an Italian prison. Church officials told the … Continue reading

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BREAKING! Council of Carthage Mistakenly Calls Gospel of Thomas “Inspired” Instead of Mark

(AoftheANews) – CARTHAGE, 397 AD – Confusion reigned for several moments last night during the closing ceremonies of the Council of Carthage, as presenters of the Inspired Scripture: Gospels category accidentally announced the Gospel of Thomas, along with Matthew, Luke, and … Continue reading

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Wiimenpriests: The Women’s Ordination Video Game

(AoftheANews) Nintendo Games, hoping to capitalize on the controversy generated by the dispute over women’s ordination within the Catholic Church, has released “Wiimenpriests: From The Convent To The Conclave”, designed exclusively for the Wii Console. “We’re excited about our latest title,” announced Libby Farberstein, spokesperson … Continue reading

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Flashback Friday: Priest Trains Monkeys as Altar Servers to Compete With Megachurch

(I’ve dusted off and freshened up a post from 2011 you might’ve missed the first time around) (AoftheANews) Fr. P.T. Bailey, frustrated at the steady stream of parishioners leaving his parish for a new evangelical megachurch, recently made a potentially controversial … Continue reading

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