Category Archives: Parody

BREAKING! Pope Francis Asks Bishops ‘Why Do We Want All These People from Shithole Denominations Coming Here?’

(AoftheANews) – VATICAN CITY – Unconfirmed reports coming from Rome seem to indicate that during a meeting with bishops and staff on Thursday, in preparation for Lent and the Easter holiday, Pope Francis is rumored to have remarked “Why do … Continue reading

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Man Disappointed He’s Not an Angel Upon Reaching Heaven

(AoftheANews) – HEAVEN – Recently deceased local man Chip Ennis Schuldurr announced his disappointment that he wasn’t transformed into an angel upon reaching the Pearly Gates early this morning. “I feel kinda misled,” he told AoftheA News. “All during the … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Hipster Caught Adding Gift Tags to Parish ‘Giving Tree’, Asking for Beer

(AoftheANews) – PORTLAND – Surveillance cameras at Our Lady of Unfailing Hops recorded a parishioner hanging his own gift tags onto the parish’s Giving Tree in the gathering space over a three day period during the first week of Advent. … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: 2nd Vigil Mass Added as “Brisket & Beer Hour” Doubles Attendance

(AoftheANews) – BOERNE, TX – St Lawrence of Rome, located in downtown Boerne, became the first parish in North America to offer two Saturday vigil Masses, in order to accommodate a tremendous increase in attendance after introducing ‘Brisket & Beer … Continue reading

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