Category Archives: Parody

PARISH REPORT: 2nd Vigil Mass Added as “Brisket & Beer Hour” Doubles Attendance

(AoftheANews) – BOERNE, TX – St Lawrence of Rome, located in downtown Boerne, became the first parish in North America to offer two Saturday vigil Masses, in order to accommodate a tremendous increase in attendance after introducing ‘Brisket & Beer … Continue reading

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Pope Francis Uses Fidget Spinner to Explain God During Homily

(AoftheANews) – ROME – Pope Francis surprised the congregation during his homily at Sunday’s Mass, taking a fidget spinner from his pocket and using it to demonstrate the Trinity. “Just as St. Patrick used the three-leaf clover to teach his … Continue reading

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President Trump Urges Mediation in Pope Francis, Knights of Malta Conflict

(AoftheANews) – WASHINGTON – President Trump expressed his deep concern over the continuing rise of tensions between the leader of the Catholic Church and the order of Knights of Malta, in particular the most recent head of the order, Grand … Continue reading

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Pope Francis to Wash Dogs’ Paws at Rome Animal Shelter on Holy Thursday

(AoftheANews) – ROME – Reports from the Vatican indicate that Pope Francis has scheduled a stop at a local animal shelter to wash the paws of 12 dogs on Holy Thursday, after washing inmates’ feet at an Italian prison. Church officials told the … Continue reading

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