Category Archives: Parish Report

PARISH REPORT: Ice Cream Social Turns Rough When Fat-free Yogurt Is Served

(AoftheANews) – BURLINGTON – Families of St. Baskins & Robbins parish were outraged last Saturday night when fat-free yogurt was served at their school’s annual Ice Cream Social. Styrofoam bowls and plastic spoons were strewn about, and globs of the … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Cantor Fined for Failing to Raise Arm During Responsorial Psalm

(AoftheANews) – MUSKEGON – 2018 started out on a costly note for cantor Mary Mel O’Deeze at Sts. Sonny & Cher, as the Worship Committee fined her $200 for failing to raise her arm during the Responsorial Psalm during the … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Nativity Play Halted as Kids Fight Over Who Gets to Hold Baby Jesus

(AoftheANews) – CARSON CITY – Police were called to Sts. Rankin & Bass during the production of the 1st grade Nativity Play on Sunday, when a brawl broke out among the children performers. “Turns out several of the children fought … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Hipster Caught Adding Gift Tags to Parish ‘Giving Tree’, Asking for Beer

(AoftheANews) – PORTLAND – Surveillance cameras at Our Lady of Unfailing Hops recorded a parishioner hanging his own gift tags onto the parish’s Giving Tree in the gathering space over a three day period during the first week of Advent. … Continue reading

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