Category Archives: Humor

Nunjas

Found this 1970’s video called “Nuns Learn Karate and Aikido as Self-Defense”. Glad I didn’t attend grade school where these nuns taught. Where I went, students’ knuckles were rapped with a ruler for discipline, not taken down with a flying … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Cantor Glares Severely at Man not Singing Responsorial Psalm

(AoftheANews) – NEW HAVEN – Cantor Harriet I. Ball shot an icy look at a parishioner during the Responsorial Psalm at the 10:30 AM Mass on Sunday, according to several eyewitnesses. “At first I thought she was shooting daggers at … Continue reading

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John the Baptist, Current Year

Meet John the Baptist, Current Year. Patron saint of accommodation. This is who we are now, doncha know. Catholics are writing books about it and preaching about it and everything. Expect more John the Baptist, CY memes! Return to The … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Church Adds ‘Blessing-Free’ Express Communion Lanes

(AoftheANews) – SAN JOSE – Beginning next Sunday, those attending Mass at Our Lady of Perpetual Groove will have the option of receiving Holy Communion in ‘Blessing-Free’ Express Lanes. “We’re constantly seeking ways to enhance our parishioners’ Mass experience,” Holly … Continue reading

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