Category Archives: Humor

Sister Patricia: On St Patrick’s Day

(Sister Patricia Owens O’Flannery, OP, a post-modern pre-traditional omni-spiritual Dominican sister, periodically contributes to AoftheA. Many of you are familiar with her, so my condolences to you. Today she offers her thoughts on St. Patrick’s Day. I hope.) Regards and salutations, … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Area Man Transitioning From Novus Ordo to TLM Catholic

(AoftheANews) – AKRON – In what’s being described as courageous and brave, 21 year old local Catholic Adam Tayshin told his parish priest at Church of the Transfiguration this past weekend that he is in the process of transitioning from a Novus Ordo … Continue reading

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Papal Silent Retreat Has Rad Trad Catholic Bloggers Bored from Lack of Outrage

(AoftheANews) – When Pope Francis left for the Casa Divin Maestro retreat house on Sunday to begin a five-day silent retreat, Catholic bloggers who regularly criticize his every word were grateful for a reprieve from what they consider to be a daily assault on the … Continue reading

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BREAKING! Council of Carthage Mistakenly Calls Gospel of Thomas “Inspired” Instead of Mark

(AoftheANews) – CARTHAGE, 397 AD – Confusion reigned for several moments last night during the closing ceremonies of the Council of Carthage, as presenters of the Inspired Scripture: Gospels category accidentally announced the Gospel of Thomas, along with Matthew, Luke, and … Continue reading

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