Category Archives: Humor

Donald Trump, the Inauguration, and Alternative Facts

So here we are, the Monday following Donald Trump’s inauguration as the 45th President of the United States of America. We made it to Monday!! Our nation remains standing! Woo hoo!! (hey, our nation’s survival is no foregone conclusion anymore, … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Sommelier Awards Top Prize to Church with Best Sacramental Wine

(AoftheANews) – NAPA VALLEY – Parishioners at Our Lady of Chardonnay were all smiles and cheers when renowned Master Sommelier Merle O’Steward announced that their church won the Gold Award for best sacramental wine for the third consecutive year. “We’re simply … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Church Offers Seasonally Flavored Communion Hosts for Christmas Season

(AoftheANews) MUSKEGON – Mass-goers at Our Lady of Good Housekeeping in downtown Muskegon were treated with unexpected Christmas gifts this year – the option to receive specially-flavored hosts during Holy Communion during all Christmas masses. “The Liturgy & Marketing Committee had … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Church Installs Domino’s Pizza-like ‘Confession Trackers’

(AoftheANews) – ANN ARBOR – Parishioners at Sts. Totino & DiGiorno in Ann Arbor MI discovered this past weekend that theirs was the first parish in the US to be outfitted with the latest in sacramental technology, the Confession Tracker. Pastor Father … Continue reading

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