Category Archives: Humor

PARISH REPORT: Church Adds ‘Blessing-Free’ Express Communion Lanes

(AoftheANews) – SAN JOSE – Beginning next Sunday, those attending Mass at Our Lady of Perpetual Groove will have the option of receiving Holy Communion in ‘Blessing-Free’ Express Lanes. “We’re constantly seeking ways to enhance our parishioners’ Mass experience,” Holly … Continue reading

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St Augustine: “I Have Other Well-Known Sayings, Too, You Know”

(AoftheANews) St. Augustine made a surprise visit to the editorial offices of AoftheA this morning, on the occasion of his feast day to air a complaint. “Don’t get me wrong,” he said. “I’m eternally joyful at being a saint, and having … Continue reading

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Jesus Is Watching

Taking “graven images” to a whole new level. A part of me wants this for my tombstone. This is so wrong, it’s almost right. h/t Catholic Memes Return to The Catholic Conspiracy

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PARISH REPORT: Local KofC Chapter Unveils New Fourth Degree Uniform

(AoftheANews) – PEORIA – Local Knights of Columbus Chapter 247 unveiled their revised design of the uniform and regalia for fourth degree knights, effective immediately. Instead of the familiar capes, chapeaus, and swords, members will be wearing chain shirts covered … Continue reading

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