Category Archives: Humor

PARISH REPORT: Nativity Play Halted as Kids Fight Over Who Gets to Hold Baby Jesus

(AoftheANews) – CARSON CITY – Police were called to Sts. Rankin & Bass during the production of the 1st grade Nativity Play on Sunday, when a brawl broke out among the children performers. “Turns out several of the children fought … Continue reading

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Vatican Officials: “Sorry, We Thought Francis Had Run Out of Crazy Stuff to Say”

(AoftheA News) – Vatican Communications Office members issued a formal apology yesterday, for having incorrectly assumed that Pope Francis had “run out of crazy things to say” earlier in the year, only to be caught off guard by several recent … Continue reading

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Top 10 Rejected Christmas Carols

There are plenty of awful Christmas carols out there. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. Christmas Shoes. Last Christmas. Do They Know It’s Christmas. I won’t list more lest someone get triggered. But everybody’s got that *one* song they don’t want … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Hipster Caught Adding Gift Tags to Parish ‘Giving Tree’, Asking for Beer

(AoftheANews) – PORTLAND – Surveillance cameras at Our Lady of Unfailing Hops recorded a parishioner hanging his own gift tags onto the parish’s Giving Tree in the gathering space over a three day period during the first week of Advent. … Continue reading

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