Category Archives: Humor

God and Hemorrhoids

This post isn’t about you might think it’s about. Anyone who claims the Bible lacks humor ought to read 1 Sam 5-6. The Philistines have just routed the Israelites, and adding insult to injury, they absconded with the Ark of the Covenant, and … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: First Communion Canceled Due to Felt Material Shortage

(AoftheANews) – BURLINGTON – Shock and dismay rippled through Our Lady of Good Vibrations parish this past Sunday, as the First Communion Mass was canceled due to a lack of felt material, which prevented the communicants from making their sacramental banners. … Continue reading

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LA Religious Ed Congress 2017 Liturgy Nabs 3 Tony Awards Nominations

(AoftheANews) – LOS ANGELES – There are always unexpected surprises when the Tony Award nominations are announced, but no one was more surprised than the Los Angeles Religious Education Congress liturgical worship team this year. Their 2017 production, titled “Embrace … Continue reading

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President Trump Urges Mediation in Pope Francis, Knights of Malta Conflict

(AoftheANews) – WASHINGTON – President Trump expressed his deep concern over the continuing rise of tensions between the leader of the Catholic Church and the order of Knights of Malta, in particular the most recent head of the order, Grand … Continue reading

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