Category Archives: Humor

How to Properly Commemorate #ReformationDay

Happy Reformation Day! If you decide to commemorate it, this is the best way to do it: (Don’t know who made the meme, so I can’t attribute it. So funny.) Return to The Catholic Conspiracy

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Top 10 Catholic Horror Movies That Need To Be Made Right Now

People love horror movies, and research has shown that Catholics love horror movies, too (research has also shown that Catholics are people, so there ya go!). Research has also shown that there are very few, if any, Catholic horror movies. … Continue reading

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BREAKING! 62 Parishioners Issue Filial Correction to Organist for Playing ‘Amazing Grace’, Accused of “Propagating Heresies”

(AoftheANews) – ROME – AoftheA News has learned that 62 parishioners of a Rome parish sent their organist a ‘letter of filial correction’ last month, stating that his insistence on playing Amazing Grace was “propagating heresies”. The organist, Dr. Ivagotta … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Pastor Sells Ad Space on His Vestments to Fund Parish Project

(AoftheANews) – KANSAS CITY – Fr. Mark Ahting, pastor of Our Lady of Good Bargains, signed advertising contracts with several major US Catholic publications and groups in an effort to raise funds to improve their parish labyrinth. Starting next Sunday, … Continue reading

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