Category Archives: Humor

PARISH REPORT: Area Man Denied Communion for Public Fashion Sins

(AoftheANews) – NEW YORK – Area resident Eddy Bower told AoftheA News that he was humiliated at the 10:00 AM Mass this past Sunday for “committing the very public fashion sin of wearing plaid shorts, dark socks, and sandals” while … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: 2nd Vigil Mass Added as “Brisket & Beer Hour” Doubles Attendance

(AoftheANews) – BOERNE, TX – St Lawrence of Rome, located in downtown Boerne, became the first parish in North America to offer two Saturday vigil Masses, in order to accommodate a tremendous increase in attendance after introducing ‘Brisket & Beer … Continue reading

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Marble Pulpit Excited over Reunion with Altar Rail, Statues Held in Storage

The marble pulpit at Ss. Tarek & Christina expressed excitement yesterday after being informed he was headed for storage in the Church’s basement, as part of the sanctuary’s ongoing renovation project. “I’m looking forward to being reunited with my pals, the altar rail … Continue reading

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The Solemnity of the Perpetual Transferal of the Ascension

It wouldn’t hurt to go to Mass today, even if you don’t “have” to. How and when did this transferal in the US take place? Glad you asked. Here’s what the USCCB website says about it, in part: In accord … Continue reading

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