Category Archives: Holy Week Brings Out All the Nutjobs

If it’s Holy Thursday, it Must Be Time to Discuss Foot Washing

If it’s Holy Thursday, and it’s St Blog’s Parish, then it’s time to bring up the foot washing foofaraw. I know Pope Francis modified the rubrics in 2016, and that the USCCB has officially updated them and followed suit, and that … Continue reading

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Local Man Excited for Media’s Annual Holy Week Blasphemous Reporting

(AoftheANews) – AUSTIN – Calling it “Christian reporting’s most important week of the year”, Austin resident Skip Tumahlew expressed excitement over the inevitable blasphemies and distortions the mainstream media will publish summarizing Catholic teaching throughout the week leading up to Easter … Continue reading

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Pot Experts: Jesus Smoked Pot, And He Used It To Cure People

Rule #1 about Jesus and the Internet: The closer you get to Easter, the crazy gets crazier. From HealthInformations.com: Jesus Healed Sick People With Marijuana, Researchers Discover Historical and scientific research suggests that Jesus Christ may have been an avid … Continue reading

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Holy Week Must Be Soon: Church of England Clerics Say Judas Had ‘Lousy Press’

No need to check your calendar to see if Holy Week is nigh. Just look for ridiculous stories on the faith, Jesus Christ, or his Passion. For example, here’s one from the Telegraph: Judas Has Had a ‘Lousy Press, as Promiment … Continue reading

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