Category Archives: Heaven

Man Disappointed He’s Not an Angel Upon Reaching Heaven

(AoftheANews) – HEAVEN – Recently deceased local man Chip Ennis Schuldurr announced his disappointment that he wasn’t transformed into an angel upon reaching the Pearly Gates early this morning. “I feel kinda misled,” he told AoftheA News. “All during the … Continue reading

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10 Things I'd Like To Have In Heaven

(Disclaimer:  This is all predicated on the hope that I make it there.) Heaven is a difficult concept for me to grasp at times.  I’m a visual guy, with a pretty vivid imagination – so when St Paul says that … Continue reading

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Something Beautiful

There’s something about this song that gets me thinking of heaven – an allusion to the struggle and strife we endure while living our lives as our souls yearn to return from whence they came.  We desire the Good, the … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, Up In Heaven…

“Morning, Tommy.” The portly tonsured man, seated at the crystal kitchen table, glanced up from reading the newspaper at the man who had addressed him. “Good morning, Frankie.” Frankie smiled. Everyone else around here called him Francis, except for Tommy. … Continue reading

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