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BREAKING! Detroit Trades Priest, Deacon to Chicago As Trading Deadline Looms

(AoftheANews) – DETROIT – With the Ordinary Season trading deadline fast approaching, the Archdioceses of Detroit and Chicago pulled off a huge trade, with Detroit sending All-Star priest Fr John Riccardo and Deacon Harold Singleton to the Windy City in … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Starting Lector Pulled After 1st Reading for Rookie Reliever

(AoftheANews) – COOPERSTOWN – Parishioners of Our Lady of Intentional Walks were surprised when the veteran starting lector, Rhonda Horne, was pulled after the First Reading during Sunday’s 10:30 AM Mass, and relieved by rookie Juan Hetter. “I didn’t want … Continue reading

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The Final Out Of The Game

“Baseball is a lot like life. it’s a day-to-day existence, full of ups and downs. You make the most of your opportunities in baseball as you do in life.” (Source) If you’re a baseball fan…. Whether you root for a … Continue reading

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The Mind Of A Kid

What follows is a conversation between by older son and me the other afternoon while listening to the Detroit Tigers baseball game on the radio: (Game announcer) – “Toronto pitcher BJ Ryan is entering the game, this being his third … Continue reading

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