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Pope Francis Uses Fidget Spinner to Explain God During Homily

(AoftheANews) – ROME – Pope Francis surprised the congregation during his homily at Sunday’s Mass, taking a fidget spinner from his pocket and using it to demonstrate the Trinity. “Just as St. Patrick used the three-leaf clover to teach his … Continue reading

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Pope Francis: “US Election is a Great Distraction Allowing Me to Get Away With More Stuff”

(AoftheANews) – ROME – Anonymous sources in the Vatican have indicated that Pope Francis is closely following the hotly contested US Presidential election, reportedly calling it a “great distraction from all the changes I’m making, allowing me to get away with … Continue reading

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Top 10 Rejected Catholic Feast Days

The Catholic Church loves to party. I mean, take a look at all the feasts we celebrate! They range from solemnities, to memorials, to optional feast days. We have parades and processions, May crownings and Masses. There are quite a … Continue reading

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Vatican to Issue Directive Limiting Sign of Peace to 5 Minutes

(AoftheANews) ROME – Sources within Rome have told the AoftheA News Vatican Bureau that the Congregation for Divine Worship will be issuing a directive limiting the Sign of Peace to only five minutes. This directive will take effect the 1st Sunday … Continue reading

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