Author Archives: Larry D

About Larry D

LarryD has been blogging since March 2008, making observations on trends within the culture and the Church. His goal? Poking hornets nests with a stick and injecting humor into the New Evangelization, with the gentle reminder that everyone's taking themselves way too seriously. He currently resides in Michigan.

BREAKING! Pope Francis Asks Bishops ‘Why Do We Want All These People from Shithole Denominations Coming Here?’

(AoftheANews) – VATICAN CITY – Unconfirmed reports coming from Rome seem to indicate that during a meeting with bishops and staff on Thursday, in preparation for Lent and the Easter holiday, Pope Francis is rumored to have remarked “Why do … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Ice Cream Social Turns Rough When Fat-free Yogurt Is Served

(AoftheANews) – BURLINGTON – Families of St. Baskins & Robbins parish were outraged last Saturday night when fat-free yogurt was served at their school’s annual Ice Cream Social. Styrofoam bowls and plastic spoons were strewn about, and globs of the … Continue reading

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Jesus Is Not Your Political Party Poster Boy

Saw this meme on Facebook yesterday – hadn’t heard of John Fugelsang before this (he’s an actor/comedian, which makes him a highly qualified theologian, doncha know ). One thing I do know is, logic and critical thinking are not his … Continue reading

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Man Disappointed He’s Not an Angel Upon Reaching Heaven

(AoftheANews) – HEAVEN – Recently deceased local man Chip Ennis Schuldurr announced his disappointment that he wasn’t transformed into an angel upon reaching the Pearly Gates early this morning. “I feel kinda misled,” he told AoftheA News. “All during the … Continue reading

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