Major Vatican Assault Coming In October!!!

Run to the Seven Hills!  The Vatican will be launching a “major assault” this October!!  Let’s go straight to the AoftheA News Desk for this breaking story!!

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LarryD has been blogging since March 2008, making observations on trends within the culture and the Church. His goal? Poking hornets nests with a stick and injecting humor into the New Evangelization, with the gentle reminder that everyone's taking themselves way too seriously. He currently resides in Michigan.
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14 Responses to Major Vatican Assault Coming In October!!!

  1. And the defeated Catholycs will be exiled to isolated monasteries where they will be forced to listen to Michael Voris DVDs and CDs as a penance for the rest of their lives! Bwahahahaha!

  2. Tom Perna says:

    This is very funny! I heard Maureen Dowd attacked the Church again, but what’s new there.

  3. akathemom says:

    OMg! Funniest thing I’ve read today! I love it.

  4. Adrienne says:

    Brilliant! (as always)

  5. eegahinc says:

    I can see Hollywood even now drafting a screenplay depicting the valiant underground resistance put forth by the American Catholycs against the invading Papist hoards. They’ll call it Red Galero Dawn.

  6. Terry says:

    Very nice Basil.

  7. al007italia says:

    Love it, doing my best to keep from ROTFLOL. The dancers look like something from a Bob Fosse production. Too bad Monty Python isn’t still arround, you could get a job writing for them. 🙂
    Going to have to put this up on my facebook page.

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  9. bukojin says:

    Great post, thank you so much.

  10. caroline says:

    Thanks for the great laugh–just the antidote to so much depressing news about schismatic/heretical religious and lay people.

  11. Scott W. says:

    So I’d say that makes the new translation like Catholycs’ failure to take Stalingrad.

  12. amanda says:

    Are those Swiss Guards parachuting into North Carolina? Someone might warn them about Crescat.

  13. robertson macmillan says:

    It wasn’t until half way through that I concluded the NCR piece wasn’t satire. The Manichean heroism…. conspiratorial paranoia ……the number of phrases constructed with “hermeneutic” ….. I thought it was from “The Onion.” “Year of Faith” is really the “Year of Assault?” Really? Will these hermeneutic retrenchers stop at nothing?!

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