Proud Member of the Catholic Conspiracy
Patron Saint of 2019: St Dorothy of Montau
What Other Conspirators Are Writing- Same Again – Grace Pending January 16, 2020 Tom Zampino
- Bringing Us Jesus, Thursday’s Prayer for Priests January 16, 2020 Margaret Rose Realy, Obl. OSB
- Mother Bailey’s Kitchen | The Catholic Gardener January 15, 2020 Margaret Rose Realy, Obl. OSB
- In Piercing Sickness, Prayer for Sisters and Nuns January 14, 2020 Margaret Rose Realy, Obl. OSB
- Letters from Armorica- Equations (6 February 36 AF) – Zymurgia House January 12, 2020 Will Duquette
- Effective Communication on Parish Access for You, a Person with a Disability – Riparians at the Gate + Jennifer Fitz January 11, 2020 Jennifer Fitz
- Anatomy of a K5 Bible Lesson – Riparians at the Gate + Jennifer Fitz January 11, 2020 Jennifer Fitz
- To Follow the Lord, Thursday’s Prayer for Priests January 9, 2020 Margaret Rose Realy, Obl. OSB
- Begin Again – Grace Pending January 8, 2020 Tom Zampino
- Saint Kentigerna, Pray for our Sisters and Nuns January 7, 2020 Margaret Rose Realy, Obl. OSB
Category Archives: Satire
Report: Pope to Infallibly Declare Jeffrey Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself
ACMPress – ROME – Sources within the Vatican have told ACMPress that Pope Francis is preparing a document in which he will infallibly declare that Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. “The Holy Father has been following the case very closely,” … Continue reading
Posted in All The News That's Misfit To Print, Humor, Parody, Pope Francis, Satire
Comments Off on Report: Pope to Infallibly Declare Jeffrey Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself
PARISH REPORT: Church Teams Up with Door Dash to Bring Coffee and Donuts to Shut-ins
ACMPress – SAN FRANCISCO – Members of Our Lady of Hospitality parish, unable to make it to Sunday Mass obligation due to illness, injury, or any other reason, were happy to learn the parish council approved a partnership with DoorDash … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, News That Could Be True, Parish Report, Parody, Satire
Comments Off on PARISH REPORT: Church Teams Up with Door Dash to Bring Coffee and Donuts to Shut-ins
Study Finds End-of-Mass Announcements Take Longer than Average Homily
ACMPress – A recent study conducted by the Pew Research Center determined that announcements read at the end of Mass take longer than the average homily, for the first time in Church history. “I suppose we shouldn’t be astonished by … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, News That Could Be True, Parody, Satire
Comments Off on Study Finds End-of-Mass Announcements Take Longer than Average Homily
PARISH REPORT: Hipster Caught Adding Gift Tags to Parish ‘Giving Tree’, Asking for Beer
ACMPress – PORTLAND – Surveillance cameras at Our Lady of Unfailing Hops recorded a parishioner hanging his own gift tags onto the parish’s Giving Tree in the gathering space over a three day period during the first week of Advent. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, News That Could Be True, Parish Report, Parody, Satire
Comments Off on PARISH REPORT: Hipster Caught Adding Gift Tags to Parish ‘Giving Tree’, Asking for Beer