Category Archives: Satire

PARISH REPORT: Marijuana Legalization Lights Way for New High Mass at Reno Church

[ACMPress] – RENO – Parishioners at St Mary Jane church outside Reno, NV, will be able to enjoy spiritual highs that go beyond profound religious experiences, thanks to their pastor introducing a ‘marijuana Mass’ on Sunday evenings, at 4:20 PM. … Continue reading

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ACM Presents: Scenes from Patrick Stewart’s New Star Trek Series

Well, not exactly. What I’ve got is a post originally published in 2011, one of my favorite and most popular AoftheA posts ever. You long-time readers will instantly recognize this classic. For you newbies….this is from a time when Catholic … Continue reading

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Pope Francis Revises Catechism, Teaches that Plastic Straws are ‘Inadmissable’

[ACMPress] – VATICAN CITY – Pope Francis has significantly revised the teaching on the use of plastic straws in the Catechism of the Catholic Church, declaring that “in the light of the Gospel and Laudato Si” plastic straws “are inadmissible because they are an … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Man Attempts Eye Contact During Exchange of Peace, Triggers Nearby Mass-goers

[ACMPress] – DUBUQUE – Several members of Our Lady of Safe Spaces complained to their pastor after the 10:45 AM Sunday Mass, that a man attempted eye contact during the Kiss of Peace, ACMPress has learned. “It was extremely uncomfortable,” … Continue reading

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