Category Archives: Satire

Bishop Proposes ‘Canonical Penalties’ for Catholics Who Remove Kids from Parents for Children’s Liturgy

Posted on June 14, 2018 by Larry Denninger

[ACMPress] – FT LAUDERDALE, FL – An unidentified US bishop suggested that penalties be put in place for Catholics who help carry out any parish’s Worship Committee policy of separating families during Mass, when children are removed from the congregation … Continue reading →

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Baptist Church Removes Remaining 66 Books from Bible for Being ‘Too Catholic’

Posted on May 31, 2018 by Larry Denninger

[ACMPress] – RED BANK, SC – Just days after voting to have a statue of Jesus removed from their church, the members of the Red Bank Baptist Church voted to remove the remaining 66 books of the Bible for also … Continue reading →

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Pope Francis Tells Trump Supporter: “God Made You That Way”

Posted on May 25, 2018 by Larry Denninger

[ACMPress] – VATICAN CITY – A Trump supporter, while touring Rome earlier this week, said Pope Francis told him his politics “doesn’t matter” to him and that “God made you like this.” Mylan S. Yerrlan, from Akron OH, provided details … Continue reading →

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Pope Francis, Vatican Launch ‘Be Pope For A Day’ Program

Posted on May 8, 2018 by Larry Denninger

[ACMPress] – VATICAN CITY – Vatican officials announced this morning a new program for tourists visiting the Eternal City: “Be Pope For A Day”. Slated to begin after Pentecost, the program is designed to bolster tourism to Vatican City while … Continue reading →

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