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- A View From There – Grace Pending November 16, 2019 Tom Zampino
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- Pope Saint John Paul II, Thursday’s Prayer for Priests November 14, 2019 Margaret Rose Realy, Obl. OSB
- Catechesis vs. Evangelization in the Pediatric Hospital for Sinners – Riparians at the Gate + Jennifer Fitz November 13, 2019 Jennifer Fitz
- Guided Past Hell | The Catholic Gardener November 13, 2019 Margaret Rose Realy, Obl. OSB
- New Simply Holy Podcast: Coping with Isolation November 13, 2019 Marge Fenelon
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- For New Communities, Tuesday’s Prayer for Sisters and Nuns November 12, 2019 Margaret Rose Realy, Obl. OSB
- Patterns – Grace Pending November 11, 2019 Tom Zampino
Category Archives: Satire
The Four Postures of the Catholic Mass
Every so often, it’s good to review the four fundamental postures us Catholics adopt through the course of the Mass. So here’s a basic primer courtesy of A Catholic Misfit. Ready? Kneeling – primarily during times of adoration, such as … Continue reading
PARISH REPORT: Church Unveils New Line of Craft Sacramental Wines
ACMPress – NAPA VALLEY – Sts. Bartle & Jaymes in Napa, CA unveiled their long awaited line-up of 2019 craft organic sacramental wines this past weekend, holding tastings for their parishioners after each Mass. The response was overwhelmingly positive. “I’m … Continue reading
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PARISH REPORT: Church Serves Free Range Donuts at Coffee Hour; Attendance Skyrockets
ACMPress – LIBERTYVILLE – Mass attendance at Our Lady of Organic Goodness in downtown Libertyville has increased markedly since May of 2019, and the Welcoming and Holistic Ministry chairwoman knows the reason why. It’s the free-range donuts being served at … Continue reading
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PARISH REPORT: Lonely Communion Paten Hoping to Be Adopted by Tradtional Catholic Parish
ACMPress – BOSTON – The last remaining communion paten at The National Shrine of the Unending Indult continues to have hope that a traditional Catholic parish will soon adopt him. “It’s tough, you know, sitting in a dark drawer in … Continue reading
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