Category Archives: Satire

Patheos Announces Launch of New “Ex-Catholic” Channel

Posted on April 1, 2019 by Larry Denninger

(ACMPress) A spokesman for Patheos Inc announced this morning they are launching a new channel by week’s end: The Ex-Catholic Channel. “Given the growing number of ex-Catholics – especially in America – we felt they needed a place where they … Continue reading →

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PARISH REPORT: Greeters Give Mass-goers Sanitizer, Safety Masks to Combat Flu

Posted on February 20, 2019 by Larry Denninger

ACMPress – GREEN BAY – Parishioners attending Mass this weekend at Sts. Tyrne & Koff in downtown Green Bay were given things other than smiles and handshakes by greeters. They were handed masks and small bottles of hand sanitizer upon … Continue reading →

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PARISH REPORT: IT Guy “Pretty Geeked” about Finally Launching Parish’s MySpace Page

Posted on February 6, 2019 by Larry Denninger

ACMPress – DULUTH – Cal Porter, IT systems manager at Mary, Queen of Angels parish in Duluth, was all smiles Monday morning, having successfully launched the parish’s debut MySpace page. “What an exciting day!” he told ACMPress. “I’m pretty geeked … Continue reading →

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Catholic Bloggers Excommunicate Canon Lawyers Who Used Canon Law to Explain Why Catholic Pro-abortion Pols Can’t Be Excommunicated

Posted on February 4, 2019 by Larry Denninger

[ACMPress] – Numerous Catholic bloggers, frustrated that New York bishops still haven’t excommunicated Governor Andrew Cuomo after signing an extremely progressive abortion law last week, have unilaterally excommunicated the canon lawyers who succinctly explained why excommunication of the governor isn’t … Continue reading →

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