Category Archives: Pope Francis

Report: Pope to Infallibly Declare Jeffrey Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself

ACMPress – ROME – Sources within the Vatican have told ACMPress that Pope Francis is preparing a document in which he will infallibly declare that Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. “The Holy Father has been following the case very closely,” … Continue reading

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The Truth in Cardinal Müller’s Manifesto of Faith

I finally got around to reading Cardinal Müller’s “Manifesto of Faith” (can be read here, via the National Catholic Register) this morning, after seeing all the foofaraw it caused on Twitter and at other Catholic publications and sites. Depending on … Continue reading

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Dear Pope Francis: Your Fatherhood Is Failing Us

Dear Pope Francis – I don’t know how to put this any other way, so I’ll come right out and say it as politely as possible: Your fatherhood is failing us. Trust me, I don’t want to think this way, … Continue reading

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Man Credited with Saving Alaskan Glaciers up for Beatification

[ACMPress] – ROME – An official at the Congregation for the Causes of Saints confirmed with ACMPress they’ve begun the beatification process for the man credited with saving Alaskan glaciers from the ravaging effects of climate change. Phil Ehrrupp, a … Continue reading

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