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What Other Conspirators Are Writing- Signals And Signs – Grace Pending February 27, 2021 Tom Zampino
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- A Moment Of Alchemy – Grace Pending February 6, 2021 Tom Zampino
- This Lent: 40 Days 40 Verses February 3, 2021 Marge Fenelon
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- Joe And Frank – Grace Pending January 31, 2021 Tom Zampino
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Category Archives: Parody
PARISH REPORT: Diocese Says EMHC Unemployment Rate May Hit 100%
(ACMPress) WALLA WALLA – A spokeswoman from the Diocese of Walla Walla announced that, as parishes resume public Masses, the unemployment rate for Extraordinary Ministers of Holy Communion may likely hit 100%. “It’s a sad situation,” spokeswoman Kno Mo Whyyn … Continue reading
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Man Watches Livestreamed Mass from Back of His Livingroom
ACMPress – FARMINGTON – Parishioner Ken I. Gettanaman, a member of Our Lady of Good Hygeine in Farmington, was initally disappointed that the Archdiocese of Detroit had suspended all public Masses until April 6. That disappointment turned to appreciation when … Continue reading
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Report: Pope to Infallibly Declare Jeffrey Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself
ACMPress – ROME – Sources within the Vatican have told ACMPress that Pope Francis is preparing a document in which he will infallibly declare that Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. “The Holy Father has been following the case very closely,” … Continue reading
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PARISH REPORT: Church Teams Up with Door Dash to Bring Coffee and Donuts to Shut-ins
ACMPress – SAN FRANCISCO – Members of Our Lady of Hospitality parish, unable to make it to Sunday Mass obligation due to illness, injury, or any other reason, were happy to learn the parish council approved a partnership with DoorDash … Continue reading
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