Category Archives: Parody

Catholic Bloggers Excommunicate Canon Lawyers Who Used Canon Law to Explain Why Catholic Pro-abortion Pols Can’t Be Excommunicated

Posted on February 4, 2019 by Larry Denninger

[ACMPress] – Numerous Catholic bloggers, frustrated that New York bishops still haven’t excommunicated Governor Andrew Cuomo after signing an extremely progressive abortion law last week, have unilaterally excommunicated the canon lawyers who succinctly explained why excommunication of the governor isn’t … Continue reading →

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PARISH REPORT: Marie Kondo Decluttering Fad Inspires Pastor to Remove Church Walls, Roof

Posted on January 30, 2019 by Larry Denninger

(ACMPress) MOBILE – What started as a modest interest in decluttering for Fr. Jan A’ttoreal, the pastor of Sts. Flotsam and Jetsam parish outside Mobile, AL, quickly turned into a major overhaul of the church building. He had the walls … Continue reading →

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Woman Outraged after Reading Article that Presented Facts and Both Sides of the Issue

Posted on January 21, 2019 by Larry Denninger

(ACMPress) CINCINNATI – Local woman Anne Taygonnized went into a bitter outrage on social media yesterday after reading an article that presented facts in an unbiased manner, and gave fair representation of both sides of an issue. One tweet read: … Continue reading →

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BREAKING! Pope Francis Called Wuerl, Cupich to Rome for Fantasy Football Draft Advice

Posted on September 7, 2018 by Larry Denninger

[ACMPress] – ROME – ACMPRess has learned Pope Francis summoned Cardinals Wuerl and Cupich to Rome to help him with his Fantasy Football draft and starting line-up for the first week of the NFL. Unnamed sources told ACMPRess that Pope … Continue reading →

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