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What Other Conspirators Are Writing- A Short Post About Shorts at Mass June 25, 2019 Larry Denninger
- Grant Light, Tuesday’s Prayer for Sisters and Nuns June 25, 2019 Margaret Rose Realy, Obl. OSB
- When Did We Flip? A Plea for Love & Reason When LGBT+ is a Catholic Family’s Reality – Riparians at the Gate + Jennifer Fitz June 24, 2019 Jennifer Fitz
- Prayer Power – Marge Steinhage Fenelon June 24, 2019 Marge Fenelon
- Who Knows? June 24, 2019 Tom Zampino
- Sacred Ground – Grace Pending June 23, 2019 Tom Zampino
- Letters from Armorica- The Cumbrian Advance (13 April 35 AF) – Zymurgia House June 23, 2019 Will Duquette
- Just A Little More – Grace Pending June 22, 2019 Tom Zampino
- Leaves – Grace Pending June 21, 2019 Tom Zampino
- Polarities, Thursday’s Prayer for Priests June 20, 2019 Margaret Rose Realy, Obl. OSB
Category Archives: Parish Report
PARISH REPORT: Greeters Give Mass-goers Sanitizer, Safety Masks to Combat Flu
ACMPress – GREEN BAY – Parishioners attending Mass this weekend at Sts. Tyrne & Koff in downtown Green Bay were given things other than smiles and handshakes by greeters. They were handed masks and small bottles of hand sanitizer upon … Continue reading
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PARISH REPORT: IT Guy “Pretty Geeked” about Finally Launching Parish’s MySpace Page
ACMPress – DULUTH – Cal Porter, IT systems manager at Mary, Queen of Angels parish in Duluth, was all smiles Monday morning, having successfully launched the parish’s debut MySpace page. “What an exciting day!” he told ACMPress. “I’m pretty geeked … Continue reading
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PARISH REPORT: Marie Kondo Decluttering Fad Inspires Pastor to Remove Church Walls, Roof
(ACMPress) MOBILE – What started as a modest interest in decluttering for Fr. Jan A’ttoreal, the pastor of Sts. Flotsam and Jetsam parish outside Mobile, AL, quickly turned into a major overhaul of the church building. He had the walls … Continue reading
PARISH REPORT: Diocese of Walla Walla First in Nation to Ordain Church Greeters
(ACMPress) WALLA WALLA – The Diocese of Walla Walla ordained seven men as official Church greeters at the Cathedral this past Sunday, becoming the first U.S. Catholic diocese to extend the Sacrament of Holy Orders to that position. “I’m honored … Continue reading