Category Archives: Parish Report

PARISH REPORT: IT Guy “Pretty Geeked” about Finally Launching Parish’s MySpace Page

Posted on February 6, 2019 by Larry Denninger

ACMPress – DULUTH – Cal Porter, IT systems manager at Mary, Queen of Angels parish in Duluth, was all smiles Monday morning, having successfully launched the parish’s debut MySpace page. “What an exciting day!” he told ACMPress. “I’m pretty geeked … Continue reading →

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PARISH REPORT: Marie Kondo Decluttering Fad Inspires Pastor to Remove Church Walls, Roof

Posted on January 30, 2019 by Larry Denninger

(ACMPress) MOBILE – What started as a modest interest in decluttering for Fr. Jan A’ttoreal, the pastor of Sts. Flotsam and Jetsam parish outside Mobile, AL, quickly turned into a major overhaul of the church building. He had the walls … Continue reading →

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PARISH REPORT: Diocese of Walla Walla First in Nation to Ordain Church Greeters

Posted on January 23, 2019 by Larry Denninger

(ACMPress) WALLA WALLA – The Diocese of Walla Walla ordained seven men as official Church greeters at the Cathedral this past Sunday, becoming the first U.S. Catholic diocese to extend the Sacrament of Holy Orders to that position. “I’m honored … Continue reading →

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PARISH REPORT: Diocese Approves 3-Parish Trade Involving All-Star Altar Server

Posted on January 16, 2019 by Larry Denninger

(ACMPress) BISMARCK – The Diocese of Bismarck approved a blockbuster trade of altar servers and draft picks among three diocesan parishes, with one analyst calling it a “game-changer”. The trade centerpiece is 3-time All Star, 12-year old Landon Patterson, ranked the diocese’s #1 … Continue reading →

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