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What Other Conspirators Are Writing- Letters from Armorica- Gossip (13 March 36 AF) – Zymurgia House January 19, 2020 Will Duquette
- Meanings – Grace Pending January 19, 2020 Tom Zampino
- Same Again – Grace Pending January 16, 2020 Tom Zampino
- Bringing Us Jesus, Thursday’s Prayer for Priests January 16, 2020 Margaret Rose Realy, Obl. OSB
- Mother Bailey’s Kitchen | The Catholic Gardener January 15, 2020 Margaret Rose Realy, Obl. OSB
- In Piercing Sickness, Prayer for Sisters and Nuns January 14, 2020 Margaret Rose Realy, Obl. OSB
- Letters from Armorica- Equations (6 February 36 AF) – Zymurgia House January 12, 2020 Will Duquette
- Effective Communication on Parish Access for You, a Person with a Disability – Riparians at the Gate + Jennifer Fitz January 11, 2020 Jennifer Fitz
- Anatomy of a K5 Bible Lesson – Riparians at the Gate + Jennifer Fitz January 11, 2020 Jennifer Fitz
- To Follow the Lord, Thursday’s Prayer for Priests January 9, 2020 Margaret Rose Realy, Obl. OSB
Category Archives: Parish Report
PARISH REPORT: Church Teams Up with Door Dash to Bring Coffee and Donuts to Shut-ins
ACMPress – SAN FRANCISCO – Members of Our Lady of Hospitality parish, unable to make it to Sunday Mass obligation due to illness, injury, or any other reason, were happy to learn the parish council approved a partnership with DoorDash … Continue reading
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PARISH REPORT: Hipster Caught Adding Gift Tags to Parish ‘Giving Tree’, Asking for Beer
ACMPress – PORTLAND – Surveillance cameras at Our Lady of Unfailing Hops recorded a parishioner hanging his own gift tags onto the parish’s Giving Tree in the gathering space over a three day period during the first week of Advent. … Continue reading
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PARISH REPORT: Church Unveils New Line of Craft Sacramental Wines
ACMPress – NAPA VALLEY – Sts. Bartle & Jaymes in Napa, CA unveiled their long awaited line-up of 2019 craft organic sacramental wines this past weekend, holding tastings for their parishioners after each Mass. The response was overwhelmingly positive. “I’m … Continue reading
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PARISH REPORT: Church Serves Free Range Donuts at Coffee Hour; Attendance Skyrockets
ACMPress – LIBERTYVILLE – Mass attendance at Our Lady of Organic Goodness in downtown Libertyville has increased markedly since May of 2019, and the Welcoming and Holistic Ministry chairwoman knows the reason why. It’s the free-range donuts being served at … Continue reading
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