Category Archives: Parish Report

PARISH REPORT: Greeters Give Mass-goers Sanitizer, Safety Masks to Combat Flu

ACMPress – GREEN BAY – Parishioners attending Mass this weekend at Sts. Tyrne & Koff in downtown Green Bay were given things other than smiles and handshakes by greeters. They were handed masks and small bottles of hand sanitizer upon … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: IT Guy “Pretty Geeked” about Finally Launching Parish’s MySpace Page

ACMPress – DULUTH – Cal Porter, IT systems manager at Mary, Queen of Angels parish in Duluth, was all smiles Monday morning, having successfully launched the parish’s debut MySpace page. “What an exciting day!” he told ACMPress. “I’m pretty geeked … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Marie Kondo Decluttering Fad Inspires Pastor to Remove Church Walls, Roof

(ACMPress) MOBILE – What started as a modest interest in decluttering for Fr. Jan A’ttoreal, the pastor of Sts. Flotsam and Jetsam parish outside Mobile, AL, quickly turned into a major overhaul of the church building. He had the walls … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Diocese of Walla Walla First in Nation to Ordain Church Greeters

(ACMPress) WALLA WALLA – The Diocese of Walla Walla ordained seven men as official Church greeters at the Cathedral this past Sunday, becoming the first U.S. Catholic diocese to extend the Sacrament of Holy Orders to that position. “I’m honored … Continue reading

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