Category Archives: Humor

Since We Can’t Say “Spying” Anymore…

  Today we remember when Judas Iscariot went to the Sanhedrin and obtained a FISA warrant was paid thirty silver pieces to betray and deliver Jesus. After conducting authorized surveillance eating with Jesus and other disciples at the Last Supper, … Continue reading

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Patheos Announces Launch of New “Ex-Catholic” Channel

(ACMPress) A spokesman for Patheos Inc announced this morning they are launching a new channel by week’s end: The Ex-Catholic Channel. “Given the growing number of ex-Catholics – especially in America – we felt they needed a place where they … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Greeters Give Mass-goers Sanitizer, Safety Masks to Combat Flu

ACMPress – GREEN BAY – Parishioners attending Mass this weekend at Sts. Tyrne & Koff in downtown Green Bay were given things other than smiles and handshakes by greeters. They were handed masks and small bottles of hand sanitizer upon … Continue reading

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Moses’ Rejection Letter for “Exodus”

Approximately 1300 BC Mr. Moses 1 Mt Nebo Lane Pisbah, Plains of Moab Dear Mr. Moses: Thank you for sending your manuscript, Exodus, to Promised Land Publishing. However, it doesn’t meet our needs at this time. Or at any time, … Continue reading

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