Category Archives: Humor

Bishop Proposes ‘Canonical Penalties’ for Catholics Who Remove Kids from Parents for Children’s Liturgy

[ACMPress] – FT LAUDERDALE, FL – An unidentified US bishop suggested that penalties be put in place for Catholics who help carry out any parish’s Worship Committee policy of separating families during Mass, when children are removed from the congregation … Continue reading

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Sister Patricia On: The Feast of St. Anthony

(Sister Patricia Owens O’Flannery, OP, a post-modern pre-traditional  omni-spiritual Dominican sister, was a rather irregular contributor to Acts of the Apostasy, back in the day. Today marks her return to blogging, where she offers her thoughts on the Feast of St. Anthony. … Continue reading

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National Donut Day and the Catholic Church: A Hole-y Proposal

Friday June 1 was National Donut Day, which frankly disappoints me, because I think every day ought to be National Donut Day. Why relegate to one day something that ought to be celebrated all.the.time. I came across an article at … Continue reading

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Baptist Church Removes Remaining 66 Books from Bible for Being ‘Too Catholic’

[ACMPress] – RED BANK, SC – Just days after voting to have a statue of Jesus removed from their church, the members of the Red Bank Baptist Church voted to remove the remaining 66 books of the Bible for also … Continue reading

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