Category Archives: Catholic

Vatican Archivists Find Unfinished Papal Encyclical on the Rosary!!

Posted on October 2, 2018 by Larry Denninger

(ACMPRess) Calling it the “most exciting archival discovery in the post-Reformation era”, two Vatican archivists announced they discovered what is believed to be the unfinished 13th Rosary Encyclical penned by Pope Leo XIII. Pope Leo XIII, who had a strong … Continue reading →

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PARISH REPORT: Vegan Leaves Catholic Church upon Hearing Eucharist Is Jesus’ Body

Posted on September 26, 2018 by Larry Denninger

[ACMPress] – PORTLAND – Corey Ander, a 22-year old lifelong Catholic and vegan, announced on Facebook he was leaving the Catholic Church because “I heard my priest say the Eucharist is Jesus’ body and blood, and I promised myself I … Continue reading →

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Dear Pope Francis: Your Fatherhood Is Failing Us

Posted on September 24, 2018 by Larry Denninger

Dear Pope Francis – I don’t know how to put this any other way, so I’ll come right out and say it as politely as possible: Your fatherhood is failing us. Trust me, I don’t want to think this way, … Continue reading →

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Man Credited with Saving Alaskan Glaciers up for Beatification

Posted on September 21, 2018 by Larry Denninger

[ACMPress] – ROME – An official at the Congregation for the Causes of Saints confirmed with ACMPress they’ve begun the beatification process for the man credited with saving Alaskan glaciers from the ravaging effects of climate change. Phil Ehrrupp, a … Continue reading →

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