Category Archives: All The News That’s Misfit To Print

PARISH REPORT: Local Woman Sets Personal Record, Attends Mass on 9 Consecutive Sundays

ACMPress – OCALA – Local woman and life-long Catholic Bess Lye-Fevver posted on her Facebook wall earlier this week that she set a personal record of attending Mass 9 consecutive Sundays. “Took a lot of effort and hard work, but … Continue reading

Posted in All The News That's Misfit To Print, Humor, News That Could Be True, Parish Report, Parody, Satire | Leave a comment

PARISH REPORT: IT Guy “Pretty Geeked” about Finally Launching Parish’s MySpace Page

ACMPress – DULUTH – Cal Porter, IT systems manager at Mary, Queen of Angels parish in Duluth, was all smiles Monday morning, having successfully launched the parish’s debut MySpace page. “What an exciting day!” he told ACMPress. “I’m pretty geeked … Continue reading

Posted in All The News That's Misfit To Print, Humor, News That Could Be True, Parish Report, Satire | Comments Off on PARISH REPORT: IT Guy “Pretty Geeked” about Finally Launching Parish’s MySpace Page

PARISH REPORT: Marie Kondo Decluttering Fad Inspires Pastor to Remove Church Walls, Roof

(ACMPress) MOBILE – What started as a modest interest in decluttering for Fr. Jan A’ttoreal, the pastor of Sts. Flotsam and Jetsam parish outside Mobile, AL, quickly turned into a major overhaul of the church building. He had the walls … Continue reading

Posted in All The News That's Misfit To Print, Humor, News That Could Be True, Parish Report, Parody, Satire | 1 Comment

PARISH REPORT: Diocese of Walla Walla First in Nation to Ordain Church Greeters

(ACMPress) WALLA WALLA – The Diocese of Walla Walla ordained seven men as official Church greeters at the Cathedral this past Sunday, becoming the first U.S. Catholic diocese to extend the Sacrament of Holy Orders to that position. “I’m honored … Continue reading

Posted in All The News That's Misfit To Print, Humor, News That Could Be True, Parish Report, Satire | 1 Comment