Author Archives: Larry Denninger

About Larry Denninger

After writing at "Acts of the Apostasy" for more than 10 years under a pseudonym, Larry decided it was time to go public, and launch a brand new blog. It will probably backfire horribly. Which means you will want to follow and witness the impending trainwreck. He resides in Michigan.

PARISH REPORT: Hipster Caught Adding Gift Tags to Parish ‘Giving Tree’, Asking for Beer

Posted on December 4, 2019 by Larry Denninger

ACMPress – PORTLAND – Surveillance cameras at Our Lady of Unfailing Hops recorded a parishioner hanging his own gift tags onto the parish’s Giving Tree in the gathering space over a three day period during the first week of Advent. … Continue reading →

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A Catholic Misfit Goes to the EF…

Posted on December 2, 2019 by Larry Denninger

…and I have 10 reasons why I prefer it to the OF. I’m grateful a nearby parish has a regularly scheduled Sunday EF, merely 25 minutes away. (Caveat: This isn’t a “The Novus Ordo is a false liturgy post!” or … Continue reading →

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The Four Postures of the Catholic Mass

Posted on September 18, 2019 by Larry Denninger

Every so often, it’s good to review the four fundamental postures us Catholics adopt through the course of the Mass. So here’s a basic primer courtesy of A Catholic Misfit. Ready? Kneeling – primarily during times of adoration, such as … Continue reading →

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PARISH REPORT: Church Unveils New Line of Craft Sacramental Wines

Posted on August 30, 2019 by Larry Denninger

ACMPress – NAPA VALLEY – Sts. Bartle & Jaymes in Napa, CA unveiled their long awaited line-up of 2019 craft organic sacramental wines this past weekend, holding tastings for their parishioners after each Mass. The response was overwhelmingly positive. “I’m … Continue reading →

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