All I Really Need To Know About Blogging I Learned In Kindergarten

  • Blog fair.
  • Don’t blog with scissors.
  • Don’t hit people with your blog.
  • Clean up your own messy blog.
  • Don’t blog about things that aren’t yours.
  • Say you’re sorry when you hurt somebody with your blog.
  • Wash your hands before you blog. And wash out your mouth after you blog, if need be.
  • Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you after blogging.
  • Live a balanced life – learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work and blog every day some.
  • Take a nap before blogging – and after, if necessary.
  • When you blog out into the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands and stick together.
  • Be aware of wonder – and blog about that.
  • Goldfish and hamsters and white mice – they all die. So will our blogs.
  • And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned – LOOK. Look before you blog.

Blog unto others as you would have them blog unto you.

Lessons I’m still learning. Originally published Sept 2011.

(adapted from Robert Fulghum)

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About Larry Denninger

After writing at "Acts of the Apostasy" for more than 10 years under a pseudonym, Larry decided it was time to go public, and launch a brand new blog. It will probably backfire horribly. Which means you will want to follow and witness the impending trainwreck. He resides in Michigan.
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