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Patron Saint of 2019: St Dorothy of Montau
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- Heavy Loads, Tuesday’s Prayer for Sisters and Nuns October 15, 2019 Margaret Rose Realy, Obl. OSB
- At Winter’s Door – Grace Pending October 14, 2019 Tom Zampino
- Mind Your Narratives! – Riparians at the Gate + Jennifer Fitz October 13, 2019 Jennifer Fitz
- Letters from Armorica- Fire (16 July 35 AF) – Zymurgia House October 13, 2019 Will Duquette
- I Always Come Back To You – Grace Pending October 12, 2019 Tom Zampino
- His Sacred Heart, Thursday’s Prayer for Priests October 10, 2019 Margaret Rose Realy, Obl. OSB
- To Slow the Decline | The Catholic Gardener October 9, 2019 Margaret Rose Realy, Obl. OSB
- To Serve with Joy, Tuesday’s Prayer for Sisters and Nuns October 8, 2019 Margaret Rose Realy, Obl. OSB
Monthly Archives: July 2019
PARISH REPORT: Lonely Communion Paten Hoping to Be Adopted by Tradtional Catholic Parish
ACMPress – BOSTON – The last remaining communion paten at The National Shrine of the Unending Indult continues to have hope that a traditional Catholic parish will soon adopt him. “It’s tough, you know, sitting in a dark drawer in … Continue reading
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Survey: People Leaving Musicals Before Final Number are Exclusively Catholics
ACMPress – New York – Broadway theatre owners and managers conducted a survey of their patrons this past June, and discovered that those who leave musical performances just prior to the final number are exclusively Catholic. While the percentage of … Continue reading
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PARISH REPORT: Local Woman Sets Personal Record, Attends Mass on 9 Consecutive Sundays
ACMPress – OCALA – Local woman and life-long Catholic Bess Lye-Fevver posted on her Facebook wall earlier this week that she set a personal record of attending Mass 9 consecutive Sundays. “Took a lot of effort and hard work, but … Continue reading
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PARISH REPORT: Man Told He Can’t Bring Liturgical Abuse Emotional Support Dog Into Mass
ACMPress – CHICAGO – Local man Sherman Gephardt attended the 9:30 AM Mass this past Sunday at Our Lady of Perpetual Clapping without his constant companion next to him in the pew – Terror Daemonum, his golden lab emotional support … Continue reading
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