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Patron Saint of 2019: St Dorothy of Montau
What Other Conspirators Are Writing- Mixtures – Grace Pending July 9, 2020 Tom Zampino
- In Hope of Being Pruned July 8, 2020 Margaret Rose Realy, Obl. OSB
- I Am Always With You, There – Grace Pending July 7, 2020 Tom Zampino
- Are You Stuck? Five Things to Do When You Don’t Know What to Do July 6, 2020 Marge Fenelon
- Deliberate – Grace Pending July 5, 2020 Tom Zampino
- Letters from Armorica- Le Maréchal Escapes (21 November 36 AF) – Zymurgia House July 5, 2020 Will Duquette
- And A Very Happy Birthday July 4, 2020 Tom Zampino
- Water Wheel – Grace Pending July 3, 2020 Tom Zampino
- Momentary Lull – Grace Pending July 2, 2020 Tom Zampino
- Window Shadows – Grace Pending July 1, 2020 Tom Zampino
Monthly Archives: July 2019
PARISH REPORT: Lonely Communion Paten Hoping to Be Adopted by Tradtional Catholic Parish
ACMPress – BOSTON – The last remaining communion paten at The National Shrine of the Unending Indult continues to have hope that a traditional Catholic parish will soon adopt him. “It’s tough, you know, sitting in a dark drawer in … Continue reading
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Survey: People Leaving Musicals Before Final Number are Exclusively Catholics
ACMPress – New York – Broadway theatre owners and managers conducted a survey of their patrons this past June, and discovered that those who leave musical performances just prior to the final number are exclusively Catholic. While the percentage of … Continue reading
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PARISH REPORT: Local Woman Sets Personal Record, Attends Mass on 9 Consecutive Sundays
ACMPress – OCALA – Local woman and life-long Catholic Bess Lye-Fevver posted on her Facebook wall earlier this week that she set a personal record of attending Mass 9 consecutive Sundays. “Took a lot of effort and hard work, but … Continue reading
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PARISH REPORT: Man Told He Can’t Bring Liturgical Abuse Emotional Support Dog Into Mass
ACMPress – CHICAGO – Local man Sherman Gephardt attended the 9:30 AM Mass this past Sunday at Our Lady of Perpetual Clapping without his constant companion next to him in the pew – Terror Daemonum, his golden lab emotional support … Continue reading
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