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Patron Saint of 2019: St Dorothy of Montau
What Other Conspirators Are Writing- Beginnings And Illusions – Grace Pending December 8, 2019 Tom Zampino
- Letters from Armorica- Hard Time (17 September 35 AF) – Zymurgia House December 8, 2019 Will Duquette
- It’s the Solemnity of Mary’s Immaculate Conception! Go to her! December 8, 2019 Marge Fenelon
- Blessed Feast of St. Nicholas! December 6, 2019 Marge Fenelon
- Writings – Grace Pending December 4, 2019 Tom Zampino
- PARISH REPORT: Hipster Caught Adding Gift Tags to Parish ‘Giving Tree’, Asking for Beer December 4, 2019 Larry Denninger
- A Catholic Misfit Goes to the EF… December 2, 2019 Larry Denninger
- A Last Time – Grace Pending November 30, 2019 Tom Zampino
- As Winter Comes, Thursday’s Prayer for Priests November 28, 2019 Margaret Rose Realy, Obl. OSB
- Drifting Prayers that Rise and Fall like Snow November 27, 2019 Margaret Rose Realy, Obl. OSB
Monthly Archives: July 2019
PARISH REPORT: Lonely Communion Paten Hoping to Be Adopted by Tradtional Catholic Parish
ACMPress – BOSTON – The last remaining communion paten at The National Shrine of the Unending Indult continues to have hope that a traditional Catholic parish will soon adopt him. “It’s tough, you know, sitting in a dark drawer in … Continue reading
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Survey: People Leaving Musicals Before Final Number are Exclusively Catholics
ACMPress – New York – Broadway theatre owners and managers conducted a survey of their patrons this past June, and discovered that those who leave musical performances just prior to the final number are exclusively Catholic. While the percentage of … Continue reading
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PARISH REPORT: Local Woman Sets Personal Record, Attends Mass on 9 Consecutive Sundays
ACMPress – OCALA – Local woman and life-long Catholic Bess Lye-Fevver posted on her Facebook wall earlier this week that she set a personal record of attending Mass 9 consecutive Sundays. “Took a lot of effort and hard work, but … Continue reading
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PARISH REPORT: Man Told He Can’t Bring Liturgical Abuse Emotional Support Dog Into Mass
ACMPress – CHICAGO – Local man Sherman Gephardt attended the 9:30 AM Mass this past Sunday at Our Lady of Perpetual Clapping without his constant companion next to him in the pew – Terror Daemonum, his golden lab emotional support … Continue reading
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