Monthly Archives: June 2019

PARISH REPORT: ‘Helicopter’ Mom Demands to Help Newly Ordained Son Celebrate First Mass

ACMPress – MONTPELIER – Local woman Sue Korski, whose son Martin was ordained a priest two weeks ago, demanded that her bishop permit her to con-celebrate his first Mass this upcoming Sunday at St. Huey Parish. “I’ve done everything for … Continue reading

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A Short Post About Shorts at Mass

Time to bring up a big problem in the Church in America, being summer and all: men wearing shorts to Mass. If you’re a guy, and older than two, then no. Just because Jesus hung naked upon the cross doesn’t … Continue reading

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