Monthly Archives: January 2019

New York Lights up One World Trade Center Pink to Commemorate Abortion Law

When I heard that the One World Trade Center’s spire was lit up in pink yesterday to celebrate the passage of New York’s abhorrent law permitting abortion up til the moment of birth (along with other terrible provisions), the image … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Diocese of Walla Walla First in Nation to Ordain Church Greeters

(ACMPress) WALLA WALLA – The Diocese of Walla Walla ordained seven men as official Church greeters at the Cathedral this past Sunday, becoming the first U.S. Catholic diocese to extend the Sacrament of Holy Orders to that position. “I’m honored … Continue reading

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Woman Outraged after Reading Article that Presented Facts and Both Sides of the Issue

(ACMPress) CINCINNATI – Local woman Anne Taygonnized went into a bitter outrage on social media yesterday after reading an article that presented facts in an unbiased manner, and gave fair representation of both sides of an issue. One tweet read: … Continue reading

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PARISH REPORT: Diocese Approves 3-Parish Trade Involving All-Star Altar Server

(ACMPress) BISMARCK – The Diocese of Bismarck approved a blockbuster trade of altar servers and draft picks among three diocesan parishes, with one analyst calling it a “game-changer”. The trade centerpiece is 3-time All Star, 12-year old Landon Patterson, ranked the diocese’s #1 … Continue reading

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