Monthly Archives: January 2019

PARISH REPORT: Marie Kondo Decluttering Fad Inspires Pastor to Remove Church Walls, Roof

(ACMPress) MOBILE – What started as a modest interest in decluttering for Fr. Jan A’ttoreal, the pastor of Sts. Flotsam and Jetsam parish outside Mobile, AL, quickly turned into a major overhaul of the church building. He had the walls … Continue reading

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Polar Vortex Puts Michigan, Midwest in Deep Freeze

Record cold temperatures are expected to be set all across the Midwest today, and possibly tomorrow, due to the Polar Vortex that’s swooped down from the Arctic Circle. How cold is it in Michigan? Below is a screenshot from today’s … Continue reading

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It’s Probably Good I’m Not a Deacon…

…cos I probably would’ve preached on Nehemiah. I saw that meme on Facebook and laughed. Because it’s funny. It also made me double-check the Old Testament, and yup, there in Nehemiah 6:15-16, it reads: “So the wall was finished on … Continue reading

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The St. Thomas the Apostle Approach to Reading the News

It’s right there, in John 20:25. “Unless I see corroboration, actual quotes, eyewitness accounts, full unabridged, undoctored video if available, and can confirm the story from different reliable sources, I will not believe.” That’s not what he said? Well, it … Continue reading

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