Monthly Archives: October 2018

Stay in the Ring, and Fight!

Posted on October 27, 2018 by Larry Denninger

I went to confession earlier this week, ending what had been for me two weeks of bitter spiritual warfare. I had felt drained and defeated – a result of my weaknesses, obviously – so I dragged myself to the sacrament. … Continue reading →

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PARISH REPORT: Worship Committee Chair Nominee Alleged to Binge Drink Sacramental Wine as Altar Boy

Posted on October 10, 2018 by Larry Denninger

[ACMPress] – BETHESDA – What began as a simple confirmation process for a new Worship Committee chairperson at Sts Bartles & Jaymes quickly turned complicated yesterday, when allegations arose that the nominee was a sacramental wine binge drinker as an … Continue reading →

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Vatican Archivists Find Unfinished Papal Encyclical on the Rosary!!

Posted on October 2, 2018 by Larry Denninger

(ACMPRess) Calling it the “most exciting archival discovery in the post-Reformation era”, two Vatican archivists announced they discovered what is believed to be the unfinished 13th Rosary Encyclical penned by Pope Leo XIII. Pope Leo XIII, who had a strong … Continue reading →

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