Pope Francis to Pastors: “Be Merciful and Accompany Those Who Hear Laurel and not Yanny”

[ACMPress] – VATICAN CITY – Pope Francis issued a short message to Catholic priests this morning: Be merciful to those who hear “Laurel”, and accompany them in their journey towards accepting “Yanny” as the truth.

“Around the globe, people are asked if they hear ‘Laurel’ or ‘Yanny’, and all too often those who hear ‘Laurel’ are berated and made to feel bad. Among you this must not be so! No, I say! Be merciful to them, and accompany them to a greater acceptance of their truth.”

He said that those who claim to hear ‘Yanny’ are too rigid, and must be more flexible in living out their truth.

“While it is plainly obvious ‘Yanny’, we must not chide those who believe they hear ‘Laurel’. The Holy Spirit works in surprising ways, and we must never stifle His mystical working among all peoples.”

He concluded his short message with this familiar phrase: ” If someone says they hear ‘Laurel’ and is searching for the Lord in good faith and has good will, then who am I to judge?”

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Jesus on Calvary – The Hill Worth Dying On

Whenever I hear the expression “That’s not a hill worth dying on”, I sometimes think, y’know what? Jesus already did that.

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Preacher at ‘Avengers’ Movie Demonstrates How NOT to Evangelize

There are many ways to evangelize people, but this is definitely not one of them. Came across a story from a couple weeks ago at LosAngeles.cbslocal.com:

‘If You Were To Die Tonight’: Preacher Causes Panic in Theater at ‘Avengers’ Showing

An outing to catch one of the season’s most anticipated films turned into a panic-filled afternoon for some moviegoers Friday.

Armed officers rushed to the Harkins Mountain Grove 16 theaters in Redlands, where people had just finished watching the latest installment of  the “Avengers” franchise, fearing there might a gunman inside. Witnesses said when the movie was over, a man stood up and started yelling in what sounded like a preacher’s sermon.

“I think when he said, ‘If you were to die tonight, would your passage to heaven be guaranteed?’ — something along those lines — I think that’s when people started panicking,” Susie Arias told CBS2 News.

Arias said she and her partner were able to walk out, but they said people behind them started running and pushing in an effort to exit quickly.

“That’s when the kind of chaos happened in the little exit, where people were jumping over the railings, and kind of falling over, twisting their ankles and hitting their head,” recalled Adrian Arias.

The guilty party? Michael Webber, a 28-year old preacher with Truth and Triumph Ministries. In his attempt to spread the Good News, he instead frightened moviegoers into thinking he was going to spread bullets.

And get this. He’s done this before – though without panicked stampedes to the exits and subsequent injuries, I’m sure. According to the police, one woman needed to be hospitalized.

Dude – Jesus wants you to save people, not injure people. And evangelizing sometimes puts your life in peril, but never the intended audience.

The final graph of the story is priceless.

Webber has been charged with a misdemeanor. He told CBS2 this will not deter his evangelizing, but he might reconsider his setting.

I would hope so!

This perfectly illustrates that Oliver Wendell Holmes was correct: a man cannot falsely shout “Fire!” in a crowded theatre. Or Hellfire, in this case.

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I Have Seen the Future, and It’s the Same as the Past

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I’m not a prognosticator. I don’t read tea leaves or horoscopes. So when I say I have seen the future…well, it’s a bit more than mere metaphor, but much less than consulting oracles or taking a ride in the Tardis.

Here’s what I mean – the times we are living in, and hurtling towards, represent nothing new. Shifts in demographics; advances in technology; discoveries and revelations; new alliances and renewed antagonisms; politics and rhetoric; decline in morals and practices; dissent and heresy – such terms serve to characterize the specific era in which they occur. They contribute to the identification of a small slice of history. The Space Age. The British Invasion. The Cold War. The Great Depression. The Reformation. The Little Ice Age. And on and on.

And while our current time, the World’s Wild Web Age, has compressed history so that yesterday’s Tweet is ‘the distant past’; and last month’s post is a remnant of a foregone Blogozoic Era; and last year’s events are bygone rites of an ancient civilization unearthed by a Facebook algorithm – one thing remains constant.

Nothing has changed. Not since a couple thousand years ago, when that event the Catholic Church calls the Incarnation occurred in the womb of a young Jewish girl in the backwater town of Nazareth.

Name one event before or since leaving as momentous an impact upon the world such as that singular moment, when God, in His infinite mercy and boundless love for us ungrateful creatures, humbled Himself to become one of us. You can’t. That’s the Event Of All Events. It’s the nexus of existence, the crux of creation, when all time received its meaning, and when humanity received its purpose, to be redeemed upon a craggy hill outside the walls of Jerusalem some thirty-three years later.

And yet – Christ’s entry into our midst didn’t so much change the world as much as it changed people – first Mary, then the apostles, and through them, countless individuals throughout every age, down to you and me. And through those people, whose very lives were changed, the Way Things Used To Be changed as well. And through you and me, the Way Things Are must be changed, too. The mission hasn’t been modified just because the calendar and the customs have changed.

It’s easy to fret and worry about the state of things in the world. We live under that ancient Chinese curse: “May you live in interesting times.” More importantly, though, we live under that wondrous Christian promise: “He who believes in me shall never die.” We are leaven and salt and light. We’ve been given a spirit of power, not one of fear. And as long as we keep the perspective that Christ came into the world to redeem it and not condemn it, to show us the way to our true home…

No matter where you live right now as you read this, the perspective is the same. We’re trapped behind enemy lines, and our mission is not to find our way to our own front, unscathed and intact. Our mission is to convince others to defect to our side. We go into battle on a solo mission, and we’re to emerge amongst a ragtag Band of Brethren, supporting one another, our eyes fixed on the goal. Christ sends us out as sheep among wolves – not to avoid them, but to tame them.

These are heady times for us because, well, these are the times in which we live. We’re living the history of our great-grandchildren, and the sense that it’s crumbling beneath our feet is very real. I don’t need to give a litany of the myriad of problems and challenges before us – as individuals, as communities, as a nation, as a world. It seems that the entire Earth is on fire, and the hydrants are gushing gasoline. Our job, though, as followers of Christ is not so much to put out the flames, as it is to rescue the trapped and console the victims.

The onslaught of information and deluge of data never relents – a constant Urgency Of Now. Events seem to be occurring faster than the speed of crap in a fertilizer factory during a Cat 5 Tornado. “The truth is out there” was the tagline for the show The X-Files – and yeah, it is out there. As Catholics, we know exactly where it is – or rather, WHO it is – and it’s in the Catholic Church where Truth can be found in fullness.

It’s easy to despair and feel all is lost. If I had a dime for every time I’ve read the comment “We’re going to hell in a hand basket”…folks, in some respects, this IS hell. Satan is the original Community Agitator. He doesn’t want anyone to have peace – especially the peace that only Christ offers. When Satan tempted our Lord, showing Him all the kingdoms of the world, saying “Worship me, and these can be yours”, Jesus didn’t argue with him. He didn’t say “Don’t get ahead of yourself, ol’ Scratch.” Satan possesses kingdoms, then and now. Christ had His plan, and in the fullness of time, He executed that plan and in the midst of it all, He established His kingdom.

The Church.

Yeah, the Church has Her struggles because of the nagging technicality that Her living members are all sinners. Kinda goes with being human and still breathing. But despite that, She remains the Bride of Christ, and She holds forth the hope and promise that, regardless of what happens in our day and age, She is a refuge and safe harbor. It’s been that way for two millennia, and we have Christ’s guarantee it will stay that way until His return. The past reminds us He’s held His promise. He never guaranteed we wouldn’t have strife or struggle – He just exhorts us to “not let our hearts be troubled.”

Since Christ’s Ascension, wherever cultures and societies have collapsed, it’s the Church that’s been Last Man Standing, preserving that which is true, beautiful and good for those left in the wake of mankind’s inhumanity against mankind. She will continue to do so. To the detriment of many, and to the ultimate misfortune of all, Western civilization has rejected Christ and His Church. The impending result is frightening – no doubt about it. We already see evidence of it. The future seems hopeless – and it would be entirely hopeless had a poor virgin in Nazareth, two thousand years ago, withheld her fiat.

Regardless of what happens here in America or elsewhere in the world – and I’m not advocating sticking our heads in the sand – we, as disciples, have a clear mission. We are workers in the vineyard, and like it or not, we don’t get to choose the vineyard. Perhaps I’m saying this more for myself than for anybody else, I don’t know. If I permit myself, I can easily get angry, upset, scared, and downright panicky over what’s going on. But by His grace – and only by His grace…It’s easy, isn’t it, to have our faith shaken? No one wants to suffer; none of us seek persecution. But if it means salvation – for ourselves and for others…

I still have hope. I have not lost faith. I have seen the future – it looks exactly like the past. Christ the same yesterday, today and tomorrow.

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